What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Make Nazis afraid again!

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

TEXT:

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

New COVID variant linked to painful ‘razor blade throat’ symptom - San Francisco Chronicle

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.